return my video game
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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