I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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