Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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