thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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