if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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