To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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