Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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