also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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