normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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