I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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