The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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