So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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