Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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