she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Everything about him screamed your future.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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