i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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