your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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