Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
