Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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