Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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