this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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