You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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