I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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