Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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