Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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