Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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