Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
someone owes me an orgasm
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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