Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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