and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
only if we run a train.
done.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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