She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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