I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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