Where is the hickey?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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