We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
