This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
