He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Welp...herpes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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