Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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