I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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