My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
