THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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