i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize