Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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