As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
this hospital has no fireball
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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