Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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