They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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