**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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