And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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