Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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