I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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