Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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