I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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