going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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