I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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