We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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