Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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