it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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