So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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