Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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