8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Send help, water and tortillas.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
