This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
