Yo dont text me then not text me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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